How many politics-related tweets have you seen today? I’m guessing not zero, unless you stayed off “X” altogether. Sometimes it feels like we can’t scroll through social streets without bumping into a post from a politician, or coming across someone’s hot take on what Donald Trump, Joe Biden and the rest of the club could have, should have, or would done better. It can all get a bit draining. But thankfully there is a place where all political talk is banned. We kid you not…
NonPoliticalTwitter is “Twitter without the politics.” And has more than 544,000 members seeking a break from reality. These guys are actually pretty hilarious too. The page is a wall of random, funny, and sometimes relatable tweets. All geared towards helping you and I escape the stress of the world around us. We has put together a list of our personal favorites. Let us know yours by hitting the “upvote” button.
#1 This Could Be An Interesting Sequel
#2 That Will Never Work In A Million Years
#3 Too Easy
#4 Brb Sobbing
#5 10/10 Life, No Notes, Legend
#6 Mac And Cheese
#7 No Isle Camping Allowed
#8 Remember
#9 Thank You For Not Siccing Him On Me
#10 Polite But Firm
#11 What Better Place Than Here, What Better Time Than Now?
#12 Couldnt Agree More
#13 I’m Listening…
#14 Just Walking In The Mall
#15 Change Name, Move To Different Planet
#16 Good For Them
#17 Good Brother
#18 This Is The Right Quote Though
#19 Yeah
#20 Spectacular
#21 This Should Have Been A Rule Like Since The Beginning??
#22 Every Damn Time
#23 Trained To Attack
#24 Playing By Their Rules
#25 “Anonymous”
#26 The “Cloud” Is Just Somebody Else’s Computer
#27 On This Day Six Years Ago, A Twitter User Celebrated Their Nasa Internship With Profanity
#28 It Comes In Pounds?
#29 Marathons
#30 Only Reserved For The Worst
#31 Is This Right?
#32 Asian Soup Spoons Are Souperior
#33 Sweet Child O’ Mines
#34 Agreed
#35 I Have No Words
#36 How Dare They
#37 Some Looney Tunes Shenanigans LOL
#38 Moonshine?
#39 As It Should Be
#40 Everything You Need To Know
#41 Oh No
#42 Street Rat vs. Spoiled Mouse
#43 New Way To Cheat
#44 Thank God For Digital
#45 Mine. Mine! Mine
#46 Woah There, Big Word I Wasn’t Prepared For
#47 He Should’ve Stayed Home
#48 Christmas Movie Logic
#49 I Still Randomly Quote Her. One Of The Best Mockumentary Of All Time
#50 My Kinda High
#51 🪜
#52 She Thought Her Dad Would Expire
#53 Hey Girl What’s Your Bbm
#54 There’s No Non-Awkward Way To Eat That
#55 Luigi Irl
#56 It’s A Whole Big Thing
#57 F*ck Them Kids
#58 Suck It
#59 Life Hack
#60 How True Is This
#61 Guy Is About To Be 404: Not Found
#62 Fair
#63 Yes Chef
#64 Terrifying
#65 I Told You To Go Before We Left
#66 Well Played
#67 That’s Fair
#68 The Realization Hit Me
#69 Every House Has A Unique Smell
#70 I’m In
#71 Such A Nice Words
#72 It’s Not Gay
#73 Ahh, This Was Right Around The Time Of The Bacon-Aissance
#74 James
#75 Weddings For People Who Don’t Like People
#76 Big News
#77 You Think I’m Made Of Money!?
#78 Elvis
#79 Kids These Days
#80 Leaving A Tip
#81 Herring Burritos
#82 Endgame Catholic Loot
#83 Thank You For That Information
#84 We Do Have A Fine Selection Of Stuff You Don’t Want To Watch
#85 I Thought I Was The Only One
#86 The Netflix Doc Is So Cringey
#87 Checkmate, Nerds
#88 He Did The Maths
#89 🚬🥃
#90 Can’t Wait
#91 People Age
#92 It May Be A Bit Expensive To Print, But Worth It
#93 Kids Can Be So Cruel
#94 Haircut
#95 Late
#96 Buys Laser
#97 Coded Language
#98 Vacations
#99 Se Que No Quieres Que Todo A Terminado
#100 Must Have Been Quite The Spectacle
#101 Gotta Catch ‘Em All
#102 Absolutely Gutted
#103 Our Eclipse Are Better!
#104 It’s A Different Kind Of Pain
#105 A Bit Of Tomfoolery
#106 Very Important
#107 A Classic Blunder
#108 Undercover Boss
#109 Not The Contact Name Too
#110 The Legumes And Potatoes Aren’t Friends
#111 Probably A Psychopath
#112 Sony Sucks
#113 Wtf
#114 She Does, Doesn’t She?
#115 Burgers
#116 If You Get The Reference, You Too May Be Old Like Me
#117 Suddenly They Are Now A Different Person
#118 New Set Of Tires For $75
#119 Some Nasty Work
#120 Ok, Good Talk
#121 Every Line Of Dialogue In Undertale Is Contained In A Single Switch Statement
