You know who’s funny? Nature. I mean, have you ever seen a squirrel that looks like it’s plotting to take over the world? Welcome to C**p Wildlife Photography, a Facebook group where 451,000 Nat Geo freelance wannabes come together to share their most gloriously failed attempts at the craft. Here, nobody wants perfection—just terrible focus, awkward compositions, and animals caught in such unflattering poses that they’d sue if they saw the pictures. The worse the shot, the better the reception.
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#1 I’m In?
#2 “And She Sticks The Landing”
#3 Jurassic Park 7
#4 This Was Almost A Beautiful Sunset Photo
#5 I Snapped A Pic Of Raccoon That Lives Outside My House Sleeping In His Hidey Hole On My Way To Work.
#6 I’ve Been Holding Onto This Photo For A Long Time! Today’s The Day I Get To Post It! Happy Valentines Day To All You Lovey Ducks Out There! Canon R3 + Rf100-500 Shibdon Pond
#7 Is It C**p? No. Did I Almost C**p Myself As I Tried Walking Passed Him With Him Bike? Yes
This big kitty has no qualms about drying himself out on the bike trail after the Texas downpours during Christmas
#8 Very Sharp!
#9 I Was Trying To Get The Graceful Landing Of A Barred Owl. Instead I Got A Drunken Pole Dancer. 🤷♀️😂 The Third Eyelid Being Closed Was The Icing On The Cake.
#10 Pbbbbbt Back At Ya!
#11 This Goose Approached Me And Then Yelled At Me For Existing.
#12
#13 Quite Large Snapper. Peek-A-Boo
#14 So Excited We Had A Hedgehog
#15 Got Suggested This Group To Share My Picture Of A Slug Making A Self Portrait:
#16 Me: “Ooh, He’s So Close. I’m Gonna Get A Great Picture.” Woodpecker: “F*ck This House Particularly”
#17 Dream Trip To Yellowstone. So Many Pictures Of The Bison!
#18 Enjoy This Baby Mountain Goat!! I’m So Proud Of This Photo!!
#19 Not Quite Sure What To Make Of This But I’m Glad That I Didn’t Answer The Doorbell.
#20 I’m Gonna Wait For National Geographic To Call.
#21 At Seal Beach, Ca A Couple Weeks Ago
As some seagulls were curious about our stuff, I felt this was more of a photo op, so I was busy taking pics of them digging in our bags. My wife then comes running in to save the day and shoosh them away and the camera caught this wonderful moment. Looks like she’s being attacked by giant birdpest.
#22 Perfect Timing…. Thanks Cat.
#23 This Is Houdini Who Lives In Our Jimny. It Doesn’t Matter How Many Times We Relocate Him To The Garden He’s Back The Next Day! We Don’t Use The Back Door In Fear Of Squishing Him And Rarely Drive It. Why Is This C**p? Because It’s His Car Now!!🤨
#24 Peeked Under A Rock And This Fish Startled Me ☹️
#25 Blue Heron
#26 “Who Brought The Dog?”
#27 Captured A Really Awesome Moment Of A Lizard Capturing A Bug. Except You Wouldn’t Know Because I Was So Excited I Couldn’t Hold My Hand Still
#28 Got This Beautiful Shot Of Mother And Baby Out Back This Morning
#29 The Level Of Detail That I Managed To Capture Of This Moose Is Incredible!
#30 She Said 🤪
#31 A Breathtaking Performance Of The Nutquacker 😂
#32 Apparently This Smart Squirrel Has Chewed A Hole In This Substantial Trash Can, In Our Local Park, For His Meals
Other park goers have apparently left enough behind for him/her in their trash. This photo is right before I became concerned that the squirrel, acting aggressively, may jump into my toddler grandson’s face because we were in the vicinity
#33 Update On The Parking Lot Squirrels: They’re Changing My Tires
#34 These Door To Door Salesman Are Getting More Desperate By The Day
#35 Can Someone Please Tell Me What This Toad Was Doing? Wrong And Right Answer Appricated. It Was After Dark And He Was Laying On Our Driveway Like This. I Flipped Him Over And He Hopped Off.
#36 Was Unprepared For The Sudden Zoomies!
#37 Tried Taking A Picture Of What I Thought Was A Chunky Pigeon In My Tree, But…
#38 Red Squirrel
#39 This Fox Was Just In My Yard. If Anyone Needs Me, I’ll Be Home Waiting For A Call From National Geographic
#40 Per My Last Email
#41 My Daughter And Her Friends Were Photo Bombed By This Bat On The 4th Of July.🦇🇺🇸
#42 The Pelican, Known For Its Long Orange Beak And Large Throat Pouch (Not Pictured.)
#43 I Just Wanted To Photograph Walruses
#44 This Monarch Flew Right Out Of His Stripes!
#45 Welll?
#46 I Promise You This Is A Photo Of An Adult Bald Eagle
#47 There Is A Leaf Noodle Here. I Named Him Waldo.
#48 I Risked My Life For This, Then Got Dookied On. Edit: This Is A Rat Snake
#49 I’m In Osaka, Japan For The Summer, And They Have Wild Weasels Called “Itachi” That Live In The Cities And Run Around The Streets At Night
Yesterday, I was at a bar and one ran by. I think I got a good picture of him~
#50 Last Night I Saw A Fox. Magical.
#51 Trout Flying Among Snow Buntings.
#52 So Close. So Very, Very Close
#53 Teleportigeon Did Not Go As Planned 🤣
#54 A Very Graceful Swan
#55 Baby Birb, Trying To Figure Out How To Birb 🐥
#56 My Husband Is Deployed. He Wanted To Show Me The Camels… Yes, Those Are Camels.
#57 Was Walking At My Usual Park And These Two Fawns Were Pulling A Real Sonic, ≋g≋o≋t≋t≋a≋ ≋g≋o≋ ≋f≋a≋s≋t≋
#58 Sea Lions 🌊🦭
#59 Look At The Majestic Babirusa. As Clear As Day. Exceptional.
#60 I Think I Really Captured The Moment Here.
#61 Angry Noodle I Got Off The Roadway Hims Was A Bit Upset But Adorable
#62 I Saw An Armadillo For The First Time Today And He Looks Like He’s Guiltyyyyy
#63 Very Nice, Thanks.
#64 In Minneapolis, Minnesota Tonight
#65 Beautiful Hawk
#66 Behold, The Majestic American Bison…… Hoof The Rest Is On The Other Side Of The Car Headrest I Swear
#67 It’s A Sea Otter, I Promise
#68 I Love This Photo, But The Angle Makes His Head Look So Tiny And Grumpy, Along With The Giant Body 😆 He’s A Wood Pigeon That Frequents Our Place
#69 I Waited So Long To Get This Shot… The Bahamas Seagull It’s Just Beyond Majestic In Flight.
#70 Look! A Barn Owl In Flight In A Barn!! Yippee!
#71 A Peregrine Falcon, Allegedly
#72 Beautiful Shot Of An Albino Squirrel – Squirrel Is The White Blob On The Right Side Of The Base Of The Tree.
#73 Barred Owl Mid Flight
#74 Red Fox At 3am Omw To Work
#75 A Doe, Its Fawn And A Few Mobile Toilets In Their Natural Habitat. Carinthia, Austria
#76 Had The Pleasant Surprise Of Manatees Today! So Glad I Was Able To Snap This Picture 😄
#77 My Mom Sent Me This Picture Of A Beautiful Piebald Deer!
#78 Roommates Forgot To Tell Me About Our New Doorman
#79 I Think It Was A Coyote.
#80 Mystery Bug Photobombed A Pic Of Me And My Friend From A Couple Years Ago
